Gluten baby!

No, I don’t have a baby named Gluten, but I do have a gluten baby.

No, I don't have Celiac disease.

No, I'm not trying to be on trend.

I, too, thought that is was total bullshit. 100% made up.

Trust me, I love a lot of things that have gluten (pasta, pie, biscuits, baked goods and would love all of them to get in my belly!)

Sigh. Gluten just doesn't love me (or my middle)

Pasta is kinder to my digestion than bread, BUT,

I have to decide when something is SOOOO good that I’m willing to suffer from the inevitable gluten baby…

Seriously, it has to be so amazing to endure the initial cramping, followed by full on bloating, finally resulting in the infamous 'back up…' will it be 1 day? 2 days? 3 maybe 4?

Dear God, why did I eat the dreaded gluten?